(Dottie answers the phone.) Dottie: “Hello?” Pee Wee: “Hi, Dottie, it’s Pee Wee!” Dottie: “Pee Wee? Where are you calling from?” Pee Wee: “Texas!” Dottie: “Huh?” Pee Wee: “Honest! I’ll prove it! (singing) The stars at night are big and bright…” Passersby (singing and clapping): “…deep in the heart of Texas!”
Not-so-new Olympic sport: Ranting about broadcasting Watching NBC last night, a few things are now clear: There were only two events happening in Greece yesterday, girls gymnastics and swimming. The only people competing were Americans, Australians, and some former gymnastic dynasties. Nobody else matters, and we at NBC are doing you a favor by even […]
Do your kids like to hear stories about your parents, or your grand parents, or great-grand parents? Do they love to sit and hear about their first birthday, or their first steps, or the time they put a bug in their ear and went to the ER? Do you help them (older kids, that is) […]