This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]
Well, here’s a brain dump for ya. I apologize in advance. When car or truck people call their thing the “best selling,” they should be required to say if they are including fleet sales. Just cuz some phone company is stupid enough to buy 1,000 of pieces of shit, doesn’t make it a good car. […]
My son – and I’m not making this up – actually rewinds and plays commercials on Tivo. of course, these ar commercials for sugary breakfast cereals, elementary school weaponry, and movies, but whatever. I’ve seen him pause commercials so he can take a bathroom break. This is the future of America, y’all. Anyway, there are […]