Another video, another song. This band has helped me drag my sorry ass through the past several years, and according to my google stats I’ve played this song only 54 times. Which doesn’t seem like nearly enough. Before you hedge those bets you placed against me Be reticent to fortunes they foretell Your verbal defecation, […]
That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for Emma Watson. She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway. Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll send it to […]
Sorry, y’all, I’m a little bummed out. We are almost 500 visits past the magic “50,000” and nobody sent me an e-mail. Not a soul. *sniffs* *sniffs pits* Oh, I think I can see why. I really need a shower. Sorry bout that. Anyway, if you want a CD, lemme know. Otherwise I’ll just sit […]