Shock and horror

As many as half of the Viagra anti-impotence pills sold on the Internet could be counterfeit, British scientists said on Tuesday. I am stunned. STUNNED I say. Now why hasn’t that nice Nigerian banker called me back? I sent him my account number a month ago.

Excerpt from my bulk mail folder

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I got an e-mail from Yavin 4…

Dear friend, I am Princess Leia Organa only survivor of the royal family of Alderan. I am moved to write you this letter, this was in confidence considering my present circumstance and situation. I was falsely imprisoned upon the Imperial Battlestation when my planet was hideously destroyed and ended by the very bad sith Lord […]