It is now “winter” here, as it is in much of the northern hemisphere. Only “here” is kinda quirky. It has not snowed in our town during my kids’ lifetimes. It has iced or sleeted like two, three times tops in the last ten years. Every year or two, some weather system heads our way […]
Ah, it’s a weekend. Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on Make bloody marys cause we all want one. Send somebody to the Stop ‘N Go, we need some celery and a can of fake snow, a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite, a box of tampons and some Salem Lights. Halleluja everybody say […]
From (who else?), my mother: Men are like .. ..Laxatives . ….. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like . Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ……. Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like …..Blenders …. You need One, […]