TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE 10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. 8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.” 7. Granny found cuffed to her walker. 6. Not only do you hear the bed […]
The baby was climbing off a chair yesterday and went a little quicker than normal. My wife: “Wow, she really stuck that landing.” My six year old: “I’d give her a nine.”
It helps if you’re a cyclist on some of these, but I think just about everyone will get the jokes… Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky 10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon 9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita 8. He […]