A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town. […]
One of the previews last night was for The Pacifier, a disney movie about a Navy Seal who is supposed to be protecting a scientist (and apparently doesn’t, as the guy gets killed) and is now supposed to protect his five kids. Who of course all have disney-esque personality quirks (one wants to be a […]
A court in China’s southern boomtown of Shenzhen has fined a couple 780,000 yuan ($94,250) and sealed off their house for having more than one child, the Beijing Morning Post said Monday. The pair were among nine couples who were fined “social fostering fees” for their extra children, the newspaper said. They had their first […]