Tag: redford

Maybe I do better when I’m unconscious

I say … and you think … ? I slept hard last night. First time in probably weeks, maybe a couple months. Not that I’m keeping track. View :: master Yoga :: toes Giggle :: snort Raider :: of the lost Ark Summer :: Winter Debt :: ceiling Cleaning :: dentist Sneakers :: Robert Redford […]

There’s potential, and there’s reality

A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks for help from his father. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?” His dad looks up, thoughtfully, and says, “I’ll show you.” Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars, and then […]