King Arthur was in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “Why this is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Just look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the […]
I have been requested to do this by two differentbloggers, under threat of painful death (as opposed to something pleasant) so here it is: The Three Things Meme Three names you go by: Ben Asshole ‘hey, you’ Three screennames you have: oldsillybear island_man270 a secret one which if revealed would jeapordize the location of the […]
So my new copy of Queen Greatest Hits vol I and II arrives today in the mail. And I find myself in the living room dancing with the kids. Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time I’m having a ball don’t stop me now If you wanna have a good time just […]