Not-so-new Olympic sport: Ranting about broadcasting Watching NBC last night, a few things are now clear: There were only two events happening in Greece yesterday, girls gymnastics and swimming. The only people competing were Americans, Australians, and some former gymnastic dynasties. Nobody else matters, and we at NBC are doing you a favor by even […]
Okay, who came up with this one? An introduction to cuddling ensues, first by hugging three people. People then get in a circle on their hands and knees, rub shoulders and moo like cows. After a bit of swaying, everyone falls to their side, which puts them into an easy cuddling position. Cuddle parties are […]
Tatiana goes to a psychic to contact her dear departed grandmother. The psychic’s eyelids flutter, her hands float above the table and she begins moaning. Soon a voice emanates from the pyschic saying, “Granddaughter, are you there?” Wide-eyed, Tatiana responds, “Grandmother? Is that you?” “Yes, Granddaughter, it’s me.” “It’s really, really you, Grandmother?” Tatiana repeats. […]