Answer: because suddenly Emma Watson is hot again

Question: How can you tell when they announce the next Harry Potter book? My top search strings yesterday emma watson naked 49 20 % consumption junction 30 12.2 % emma watson tits 7 2.8 % going out in a blaze of glory 6 2.4 % naked emma watson s boobs 4 1.6 % naked emma […]

I can’t freakin’ wait

Just the other day, I swore off movies for the rest of the summer. I do that, I get into these little snits and make broad proclamations like “Fuck it, I’m not going to see another movie. All summer.” And I say things like this because a) something bad happened or b) I’m trying to […]

What a letdown!

We finally have a new movie theater.  It opens today.  16 glorious brand new screens. Guess what movies they have playing?  C’mon, guess? Give up already?  (I admit, I haven’t given any clues, but it’s why I’m bummed) The exact same movies that are playing at our existing theater.  Variety, much? Every. Single. One of them. […]