You never forget your first time

I was on the bed, alone, waiting. Watching for a signal. Just in case. I didn’t think it was likely, but I was ready. Then it happened: “Unsecured wireless connection found… connecting.” Aha! I could now access the internets from the comfort and safety of my own king sized bed. I could watch Food Network […]

Stop the freakin’ presses. They. Fired. Page.

I don’t care about “The Aviator,” I wanna know just what they think they are doing?!:: “The perpetually perky host of TLC’s popular home-redo series has been axed from the show, the network said Monday. Davis, who joined the series for its second season in 2001, will continue to appear in new episodes through March, […]

Somewhere between watching paint dry and golf

I watched the ball game last night. Which game? The longest playoff game ever. I didn’t even start watching until the ninth inning. And it went on. And my son did his homework. And it was still on. And I gave three (3!) baths to 3 slimy kids. It was still on! I sent everyone […]