Paranoid android

Now the world has gone to bed, // Darkness won’t engulf my head, I can see by infrared, // How I hate the night. // Now I lay me down to sleep, // Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, // How I hate the night. (Marvin the Paranoid Android) Oh, […]

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“You think you’ve got problems, what are you supposed to do if you’re a manically depressed robot? No, don’t bother to answer that, I’m fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don’t know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.” “Sorry, did I say […]

Marvin the Paranoid Android

Life. Don’t talk to me about life. Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. I’m not getting you down at all, am I? I think Marvin is my hero. Is that scary or what?