I can’t concentrate while I mutter

I say, and you think… Concentration :: I’ve got to concentrate (concentrate… concentrate…) Relocated :: Dislocated Clot :: Blood Joints :: Roll a few Satellite :: Ninja Warrior Marathon! Money back :: Guarantee Kittens :: Cute Shady :: Oaks Drain :: Oh Stroke :: How many does it take to get to the tootsie roll […]

Alcoholoroscopes

This can be found all over the place, but my drunk sister sent it to me via e-mail: Also: Welcome to all the fine folks visiting from LiveJournal! In case you’re curious, I’m an Aries, but I had to look up what “bellicose” meant. Feel free to share in the comments.. ARIES Drinking style Impulsive […]

Something different

I’m not saying this is true, cuz it’s not. But it made me smile. Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about a pastor. The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was then afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not […]