Through the crystal darkly
I just watched the Dark Crystal with my kids. I watched this in the theater when it was released a couple decades ago. I was stoned out of my gourd. Now, I remember why. It’s like seeing Yoda’s home movies.
Tag: heat
I don’t even know where to start
Let’s see, for anybody trying to keep track of this particular (boring) soap opera… Friday night the kids voted to NOT go to gymnastics. So much for date night. We stayed home and griped at each other instead. Saturday morning my wife started cleaning the garage at 6:30. You know, to beat the heat. I […]
Reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it. 4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a […]