Empty threats

Was it really less than two weeks ago that I promised to not see any more movies this summer? As this posts, we are here.  I bought tickets days ago, but kept it secret from the kids, so they wouldn’t ask every ninety seconds if it was time to go.  “But I have my shoes […]

Scenes from a movie theater

Or, why my wife doesn’t like to go on “boys night out.” We stopped in the restroom on the way out.  It’s a nice, bright, and (thankfully) clean restroom, with about a dozen urinals on the wall.  I’m taking care of business and my son is watching other patrons.  A huge man walked in and […]