No, I’m not talking about Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Years (although at our house, at least, this is becoming a banner year for health crisis during major holidays) I’m just saying that first I totally missed Fuck like a Pirate Day (in spite of being warned, thank you) and then last night we slept right […]
This is not “shocking” nor “surprising,” but watch our officials try and act like it is. Lil’ ol me, who is not in the oil industry, has been reading about this for at least the past five years. Probably longer. Simple math: We need more oil than we can produce. Even if we “cut back,” […]
A guy is at a nightclub. His bowels start to grumble and can feel a huge fart coming on. He heads for the toilets, but there is a line of people already waiting. He is getting desperate and would be very embarrased if other people heard him passing wind. Then he notices a lady with […]