potty talk

So we’re at Ikea. We shop for two hours in the midst of engineering and design innovation – things that open and close smoothly, interesting finishes, neat designs. I had to visit the restroom, and guess what? The same boring metal stalls that are in a million restaurants and truck stops. And it was too […]

tread lightly

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. I haven’t written much about my grow-light in […]

don’t it make you wanna smile

We are in the midst of planning and executing a remodeling project. Sometimes I find that I vacillate between being excited like a schoolkid at the possibilities, and just wanting it to be the fuck over with. Guess where I am at the moment?