Are you the one standing with the microphone, saying “C’mon, everybody has to sing a song!,” or the person trying to look invisible on the couch, saying quietly to whomever is nearby that you are not nearly drunk enough for karaoke?
First of all, I spent some Quality Time with my dentist today, and dayum, my jaw is sore. If I’ve promised anybody a blow job? I’m sorry, that is totally out of the question. Ouch. While I was chained to the chair (as he was warming up the chain saw) I saw video of Ms. […]
Somebody gave me a dollar today. What should I spend it on? I’m leaning toward getting drunk.