wondering

So I went for a walk last night. 1 hour, 24 minutes, five seconds. I saw exactly four other people walking. Two had dogs, one was walking, and the last was jogging (so, technically I only saw THREE other people walking, but whateva). I’m wondering if I need to try a different deodorant…

Food fetish?

Ah, Food TV. It’s on all the time here. Sometimes in two rooms. There’s something about those food tv hosts, isn’t there? They are never out of something and running to the store to get it. They never have to catch a child to get their butcher knife back. They don’t toss stuff to the […]