My son – and I’m not making this up – actually rewinds and plays commercials on Tivo. of course, these ar commercials for sugary breakfast cereals, elementary school weaponry, and movies, but whatever. I’ve seen him pause commercials so he can take a bathroom break. This is the future of America, y’all. Anyway, there are […]
…has passed from this world. I’m thinking National Day of Mourning is called for. She has got to be more influential on reality television then the last three dead presidents combined. A commentator on CNN said a few hours after her death that “This is certainly an unexpected and very tragic turn of events for […]
It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said, ‘I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,’ a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried […]