from my mother

A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. So, he thought he’d get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the “escort” services. He picked a number and dialed it. […]

War of the Wild Monkey Lovers

Rachel Ferrier: I’m allergic to peanut butter. Ray Ferrier: Since when? Rachel Ferrier: Birth. Yes, I went to see “War of the Worlds,” in spite of Tom’s crazy antics the last couple months. And I wanna tell you one thing: This movie rocks. Now that I’ve got that out of the way, I need to […]

Cinco

Here’s the trick: Chelsea Girl agreed to “interview” me, ask me some questions. I answer them, and then open the floor – tell me if you want me to “interview” you. Yes, I’m abusing the quotation marks because this is kinda a non-interview, we don’t go back and forth the questions are just kinda out […]