Methinks the senators never watch “ESPN”

I love this. Not only is the Senate trying to tell Cable Companies what is “marketable” or “what the public wants” (the other 365 days a year the senate seems to care not at all about “what the public wants”), but then you get gems like this: ‘It almost seems like an invitation to an […]

We’re here to pump (clap) you up!

Wherein the silly old bear bitches for a minute about the state of gas stations. I remember when I was a young driver, back when mastodons roamed the earth and the Cowboys could still play football, if you ever needed to put air in one of your tires you could just do so while waiting […]

What about the sanctity of marriage?

I guess technically they weren’t on US soil, but why didn’t congress stay up all night passing a law against this kind of thing? “I know that country singers wear their cowboy hats all the time, but technically speaking, cowboy hats are worn by cowboys when they are doing cowboy activities.” Hats have no place […]