lack of support

I’m gonna paraphrase Mir, here, and say Hypothetically I have a technical support person in “chat” mode from somewhere trying to help me with my Dell. My baby is making more sense, though, and all she has is a plastic Home Depot jackhammer.

When things don’t stand out

Last night I was a scorekeeper for my four year old’s basketball game. They con ask one person from each team to keep score (watch the clock, count fouls, etc. But these kids are four!?) and last night was my turn. Again. Anyway, we parents that are suckered honored to do score keeping always chat […]

check out

I’m like those magazines by the check-out line at the grocery store, just a little trashy nonsense to read while you wait to pay for your milk and eggs and get on with your day. And with that, here’s: INSTANT MESSENGER: ABBREVIATIONS Abbreviation #1: whrthfckuben? Previously long phrase: “Goodness, it’s been a long time since […]