Notes on VD

(that’s Valentine’s Day, not Veteran’s Day, not that I have anything against Veteran’s Day, but it’s just not what this post is about) Things nobody wants to hear: “Happy Valentines Day! I got my period” Thing I do to try and help: Make pecan pralines with her favorite recipe, since the chocolate I bought for […]

“A newt?”

“I got better.” Thanks, everyone, for the kind words after my lame-o post this afternoon. I went out and found some “Shock the Chunky Monkey,” which is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor with little chunks of chocolate-coated Prozac, swirls of caramel, and banana ice cream. It’s da bomb! Seriously, folks, if I had some […]