From my sister, but also seen on the internets

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife. “I’m going to […]

Welcome to my bedroom

Ain’t that just nifty? The voters of Texas overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages. Why? To “save” marriage from, well, gay people, of course! See, gay people go around wrecking families right and left. Happens almost every day. Just ask your co-workers — chances are their family has been somehow threatened by a […]

Marital advice

Found at Madfish Willie’s Cyber Saloon: A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’ Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked […]