They come out with this, which lets you shoot treats so the dog runs to get them.
Not a ball, mind you, treats. While I sit in my chair.
I’m not seeing this as a big leap forward…
Slightly less tasteful
The jokes keep landing in my inbox. I report, you decide…
Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood’s mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket. One summer day while on the way to her grandmothers house, a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled “I’m going to fuck your brains out!”
Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied: “Oh no you’re not, you’re going to eat me like the story says.”
Another joke sent by my Mom
In case you ever wonder where I get it from…
Nominated as the best short joke this year:
A four-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking bath:
“Mom”, he asked, “are these my brains?”
“Not yet,” she replied.