Click here to see Scarlett Johansson’s ass.
(oh, and here you can find somebody tearing the cover apart, without having actually seen it in person, and the comments after the article are fantastic also)
I haven’t laughed this hard all morning.
Check this out:
NSA Officials “give President Bush a tour of the super-secret agency’s headquarters in Fort Meade, Md.” (from the Washington Post)
Now Click here to get your very own super-secret agency readouts!
(Yes. They are the same. Your tax dollars at work? Or did the President ask for a tour and some quick-thinking staffer pull this up as a nice background to make it look like they were working, a moment earlier it was Stack the Cats)
If you watched the Super Bowl, you might have seen the latest in the big-bucks Pepsi ads:
Go ahead, click, nothing worse their than a can of Pepsi wearing headphones.
But now? When we have diarrea at our house? Instead of saying “I’ve got the squirts” we’re gonna say “I’m having a Pepsi!”
Yeah. Cuz I’m all classy like that.