wondering

So I went for a walk last night. 1 hour, 24 minutes, five seconds.

I saw exactly four other people walking. Two had dogs, one was walking, and the last was jogging (so, technically I only saw THREE other people walking, but whateva).

I’m wondering if I need to try a different deodorant…

I miss Carnac

Holds envelope up to forehead:

“You step on it again, and it cracks this time.”

– tearing open the envelope –

“What happens when you don’t remove the bird your cat has “given” you just inside the door to the garage the moment you find it.”