My Oscar post

I know people all over the internet are covering the Oscar’s so much better than I ever could. We’re talking pictures, statistics, gossip. Sites that will tell you about gowns, and jewelry, and who said what.

I have one question, and it bugged me all last night:

Who is the brilliant person who sat Keanu and Sandra together?

OMG Keanu looked like he was willing to throw up on his shoes if it would get him out of his seat for ten minutes. And they presented some award together? WTF?

The one where he makes excuses for everything

I know. I KNOW.

First, I promised a review of “Charlie’s Soap.” I started on it, I did. But I was so busy USING the darn stuff (laundry and household cleaner) that I didn’t actually sit down to finish the review.

THEN, I promised you pictures. Not just any pictures, but pictures custom made to order. And lots of you asked for them. And I posted a few (see, not a total slacker) and promised the rest and then — nada.

But I have an excuse!

*shuffles feet*

Not really. I’ll blame this on the depression. yeah, why the hell not. I couldn’t be motivated to finish anything I started this weekend. We did manage to get groceries (mostly because my wife insisted, something about feeding ourselves) and I did manage to take out the trash this morning and all that. But the rest? Not done.

Sorry.