I should know better than to ask.
When she became quiet, I just had to say “what are you doing?”
“I got the dogs molk.”
‘What?’
“MOKE!”
‘You gave the doggies milk?’
“yes!”
She was so proud I had to take a picture. Notice the functional headdress.
How to be sick at my house
Take a small child. A little girl will work nicely.
Give child a stomach bug of some kind that allows them to throw up at random moments, usually when least expected.
Allow child to otherwise act perfectly healthy and be extremely active and happy to have some quality time with her Parent.
When the child insists on “sausage and eggs” for lunch and is informed that we don’t have any sausage (not saying that she could have it if we did), commence a full fledged melt-down.
Repeat as necessary.
Questions that bother him so
A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, “Blowjob, five dollars”.
He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking.
The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was “Mom, what’s a blowjob?”.
His mom replies “Five dollars, just like downtown!”.