I think I might have died laughing and now I’m just in hell. I don’t know how I missed this the first time around.
Whatever you do, don’t touch my clitoris
If you ring satan’s doorbell, God cannot ignore this!
Plug in charger
Ya know when you are using your phone and the battery turns yellow, but that’s okay, it still works okay.
Then it turns red and you think oh shit I forget the charger at home and omg I need to finish this and I think it’s even MORE red now and ack!
I’ve been emotionally in the red for a long time. No charger in sight.
So what comes next?
Buncha damn dirty hippies
What a great time to be alive.
Greg “Fingers” Taylor is having some medical problems now, of course musicians aren’t known for having fantastic medical / retirement plans. There’s a benefit on Saturday in Clarksdale, MS. I wonder where the rest of them are.