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a wise ass
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money coming out of his ass
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taking an ass pounding
I was just looking at Statcounter (down on the right side, near the blogroll) and I realize I’m nearing 100,000 unique visitors.
Dayum.
I want you to know: y’all are all unique, and special, too me. And since 100,000 folks dropping by (and only 70,000 of those were actually trying to find Emma Watson’s Boobs), I feel like celebrating.
But I’m not sure how. I feel like I should give out a prize or something. (I remember when I hit 50,000 and nobody noticed. Not that I’m hung up on that, or anything)
What would be a good prize? A CD of my favorite music? What?
I’ll take suggestions (here or by e-mail) and if somebody catches a screenshot of the counter hitting 100,000 and sends it to me they win. Cool? Cool.
For any of you who a) don’t read Chris and 2) don’t have the pleasure of raising little testosterone monkeys, please go read how her son helped prevent a trip to the doctor.
Always thinking, those kids! Also, I understand he is now listed in my HMO Directory under “specialists.”