My boys just walked in and asked if they could watch some World Cup on Tivo.
They’re tired of Sponge Bob.
And there was much rejoicing.
I find stuff like this endlessly amusing
(For the full story you can go visit the Wonkette, they link everywhere else)
Let’s see if I have this right:
a self-proclaimed “republican strategist” who a couple weeks ago talked about gay marriage and said “this issue and the moral fabric of the country is five times as important as the war on terror and the war in Iraq combined…” and now he is hitting on on openly gay couple at a Pride Parade in DC?
he asked me my name and introduced himself (jack burkman, government relations strategies), asked where i went to school, etc, gave me his card, and asked me to call him. i later texted him and never could get rid of him again. he thought he talked to me on the phone several times, but he never did. i always made kat or kristin be me. he told kristin about how he really enjoyed my outfit (TITS GALORE) and that i was beautiful, etc. by the end of the night (5 am or so), he was offering to pay for our room and give us a thousand dollars if two of us would fuck him. oh, jack burkman. his card is my DC souvenir.
Can’t. Stop. Giggling…
