Hey, you.

Here’s a few random bits that don’t really warrant their own entry.  As an added bonus I’ll use bullet points!

1. I’m sure I made my neighbor very happy by shouting “Oh, not just no, HELL no!” outside their bedroom window.  See, I just found my son with a box of matches standing beside my house, with burned out matches all over the ground.  Did I mention my neighbor is a preacher?
2. I received a phone bill for nine cents.  What’s better?  It’s printed on so many pieces of paper that it took 54 cents to mail it.  What’s even better than that?  I overpaid last month so I have a credit balance (nothing is due).  I’d scan the summary page to back up what I’m saying but for nine cents I’m not sure it’s worth it.
3. Weight wise I’m staying the course.  276.2 on Saturday.  I haven’t bothered to weigh today (Father’s day) because, hell, it’s father’s day.  But I feel thickerer so I’ve probably gained a little bit.  I’m going running tonite to get back on track.
4. We had a lot of rain Thursday / Friday / Saturday.  It’s nice, we really needed it.  Now I need to mow my lawn, though.  It’s one of those cloud/silver lining things.
5. Watching Tivo of the world cup is awesome, except it’s a little daunting to realize that overnight I have like seven games to watch.  That’s fourteen hours of sitting on my ass, in case you don’t feel like doing the math.  I don’t think I’ll watch them all, since we still have – three or four more weeks to go?
6. There is no number six.
7. The kids are fighting, again.  Are they too young to sign them up for Special Forces?  Some time away at boot camp might be appreciated.