I’m sure they’ll have the last laugh…

Get Buzzed: Tom ‘n Katie — show us the money

That’s why we haven’t see any photos of baby Suri Cruise goo-gooing for the tabloids since she was born in April. The going rate isn’t high enough for TomKat’s standards, and the paparazzi don’t want to pay the premium price, Fox News.com reports. A photo shoot of Suri was evidently offered to Wire Image for sale to celeb mags, including People, US Weekly, Star and In Touch Weekly. But the reported near $3 million bid the pics fetched was a slap in the face for mom and pop, and they pulled out.

Look, I have been giving away baby pictures for years. And I’m sure my kids are far, far cuter than anything they came up with.