Scary stuff

As I have said, I’ve been running and walking and in general trying not to be a slob anymore. It’s going pretty good, I guess. Well, my wife has started walking many mornings, for close to an hour. This is doing her a world of good, too (but she doesn’t like me to talk about it much. Let’s just say she’s shrinking, but not as fast as she’d like)

Anyway, she has some chafing issues. A little too much skin getting rubbed by her shorts or tops.

I told her to try some bodyglide, which I haven’t needed (I have tough, sandpaper-like skin), but have heard great things about from various runners.

She is absolutely convinced it must be something dirty since I know anything about it. I keep saying, no, it isn’t like fruit flavored motion lotion. (and I just had a movie idea! “Motion-Lotion on a Plane.”) This really is made for athletes. She isn’t convinced.

I imagine she is wearing a blonde wig and sunglasses to the store, afraid somebody will see her purchase a – gasp – personal item. I offered to go get her some, but I think she’s afraid of what I might bring home 😉