New age soccer moms

In this “desperate housewives” era, is it any surprise that the soccer moms here in town have taken the fashion game up a notch?

The boots are practical for muddy fields..

This outfit makes for an interesting tan and has proven rather distracting to some of the older boys on the field (as well as still-nursing infants on the sidelines)

a light jacket may be necessary when the weather cools off.

I think we’re off to a very interesting start this year!

Expanding your vocabulary

In addition to a few other choice words, I created a new one last night:

tivostrated: having the last 53 seconds of a football game not recorded because the timer expired.

As Katie pointed out, the Steelers lost, and even though she did a happy dance in my comments, we can still be friends. Kinda.