Answer: because suddenly Emma Watson is hot again

Question: How can you tell when they announce the next Harry Potter book?

My top search strings yesterday

  1. emma watson naked 49 20 %
  2. consumption junction 30 12.2 %
  3. emma watson tits 7 2.8 %
  4. going out in a blaze of glory 6 2.4 %
  5. naked emma watson s boobs 4 1.6 %
  6. naked emma watson 3 1.2 %
  7. phone number for emma watson 3 1.2 %
  8. marvin android quotes 3 1.2 %
  9. emma watson breasts 3 1.2 %
  10. safety funnies 3 1.2 %
  11. emma watsons breasts 3 1.2 %
  12. emma watson gone wild 3 1.2 %

And, my traffic doubled overnight.

Why is everyone giving me funny looks?

Just because I’ve been walking around singing It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp all morning?

(I finally watched Hustle and Flow last night. Awesome. But also? Scary)

It’s blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I’m tryin to get rich ‘fore I leave up out this bitch
I’m tryin to have thangs but it’s hard fo’ a pimp
But I’m prayin and I’m hopin to God I don’t slip, yeah

Y’all keep it real. yo.