Hey, you.

“But I think it’s a pretty serious problem. You have body parts hanging from the hitches of cars. We’ve crossed a line.”

From a Washington Post article about a guy that wants to outlaw fake testicles on trucks.

And it should go without saying, but I will anyway (if for no other reason than Google’s sake):

If we outlaw fake testicles, only outlaws will have balls. Fake balls.

via Boing Boing

Update:

A great story here, which includes this illustration of what I’m talking about.