not a country boy, except maybe at heart

Actual conversation with my six year old:

Him: “What are those?” pointing at carton of eggs.

Me: “Eggs.”

Him: “We had real eggs at school!”

Me: “More real than these?”

Him: “Yes!! The kind that come from a chicken.”

north tejas readers

If you live in or near Dallas, and like Jimmy Buffett, get in touch with me, I have something I’d like to talk about…

Okay, it’s about tickets to the show in Frisco. I need to sell them, and I’d prefer they go to cool people like readers from here (insert brown-nose). But I gotta move em sooner rather than later.