hello mutter, hello fatter

I say, and you think…
  1. Dork :: me
  2. Refurbished :: couch
  3. Basket :: ball
  4. Mousse :: Mickey
  5. Studio :: 54
  6. 8 ball :: unable to determine at this time
  7. Masking tape :: duct tape wannabe
  8. Love :: blind
  9. Wilder :: than her
  10. Lindsey :: Bionic Woman

Okay, maybe more scattered than usual, but that’s kinda the point.

why?

Honey, you have nothing to apologize for.

I’ve said it before: there is nothing wrong about being nekkid. Everybody is, at least once in a while.

Now Paris and Britney? Y’all have something to apologize for. As long as Vanessa doesn’t follow the Lindsay path to early rehab she’ll be fine.

We’re all in this together, right? Don’t go with the quo, oh no.

(but, just for the record, after all this time there are still no photos of Emma Watson’s boobs)

Danger

DangerWill robinson!

Danger

Originally uploaded by silly old bear.

First of all, pretend it’s in focus.

Second of all: have you or anyone you know ever been injured while opening a roll of biscuits?

And finally of all: how do you open your biscuits? Do you press a spoon to the seam like they tell you to, do you whack them on the counter, or what?