making an IED*

*Improvised Exorcist Device

  1. Feed hungry child spaghetti
  2. don’t forget the “more, please!”
  3. take child to soccer practice
  4. after practice, let child quench her thirst with bottled sports drink of questionable vintage (and ripeness)
  5. shake well
  6. Enjoy! while hilarity ensues

Admire your handiwork, and drive with the windows down for the next two days.

Why I love the Pink

Bleating and babbling, we fell on his neck with a scream,
Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream,
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead.
You better stay home, and do as your told,
Get out of the road if you wanna grow old.

Hmm, maybe I need some coffee…