With apologies to John Lennon. I have no clue why this has been stuck in my head for, like, a week or more now.
The staff member said, ‘hey, what you doing in bed?’
I said “I’m only tryin’ to get me a piece,”
Christ you know it ain’t easy
you know how hard it can be
the way things are going
they’re gonna room restrict me.
Wishing for:
A quiet moment with my wife on the beach.
Praying for:
A quiet moment with my wife. Without interruptions.
More than 1 million cases of chlamydia were reported in the United States last year — the most ever reported for a sexually transmitted disease, federal health officials said Tuesday.
“A new U.S. record,” said Dr. John M. Douglas Jr. of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Note: this is absolutely NOT related to my last entry.