half-assed Super Tuesday

Okay, perhaps I just have my panties in a wad over Texas (1/12 of the nation) not getting a primary until after everything is finished. But why do they do this primary thing week after week.

Here’s my idea: 1 primary day. Everybody votes. Get it over with.

Hell, we all vote on one Election day. Imagine if the elections were as piecemeal as the primary crap we have to endure. Get it over with, the next day everyone knows who’s gonna be on the ballot, and the other half-dozen wannabes can quit wasting money on TV attack ads that just won’t matter.

(Imagine if only a fraction of the money spent on Presidential campaigns went for something like, education. Or feeding hungry people. Oh, but that would be such a waste! Because thirty seconds of half-truths that everyone ignores on prime time tv isn’t wasted. At all)

Okay, I’ll stop now. If you’re in one of the 24 states voting today, you damn sure better go vote. By the time my turn comes around, it won’t matter anymore.

did anybody catch that flying pig?

If, 24 hours ago, you would have told me that the Giants would win the Super Bowl and that my wife and I would steal a few minutes of “grown up time” in the middle of the afternoon, I would have said you were certifiable.

Looking at how things turned out, now I’d call you a genius.

muttering about women and taxes

I say, and you think…

  1. What women want :: hell if I know
  2. Epidemic :: Pandemic
  3. Taxes :: Death (see also Pandemic)
  4. Hello :: You had me at
  5. Confidential :: L.A.
  6. Lights :: Camera, Action
  7. Summation :: short
  8. Hard feelings :: feeling hard
  9. Electric :: shock therapy
  10. Fresh start :: ‘reboot’