Movie season is about to start!

Yeah, I know, they release movies pretty much constantly, but there’s a metric assload of movies that I want to see, and they are starting soon.

Here’s one of them:

Jack Black!  With a big ass gun!

More?

Okay:

April
Forbidden Kingdom (Jet Li, Jackie Chan). Why? Cuz it’s Jackie Fucking Chan! Don’t need another reason. Except Jet Fucking Li!

May
Iron Man
Speed Racer
Indiana Jones (for old-timers sake)
Narnia, probably.

June
Kung Fu Panda. Probly. It’s Jack Black, it’s kung fu, it’s a cartoon.
Get Smart
Wall-E (for the kids, yaknow)

July
Hancock
Hellboy II (my kids are lobbying HARD for this one)
Dark Knight

August
Tropic Thunder
Blindness
Dragonball?

Later:
Death Race
Bond
Potter
Day the Earth Stood Still

There are others that I’ll just wait for the video (but they would probably be better on the big screen) Guess I better get that job at the movie theater, huh?

Don’t know if I’ve got the strength to take it

First song on the radio this morning (honest!) and it’s still rattling around my brain. They are out of coffee at work, maybe I should switch..

Up every morning at the crack of dawn
Nights as short as the days are long
Life turned out to be another magazine
Livin’ with a stranger now
Girl i knew got away somehow
She went out with two bit gasoline
On the go,back – you know what i mean

Now when the word was Thunderbird
And the price recorded twice
Drinkin’ wine and lovin’ you was fun

Ah,but love turned out to be a passin’ thing
Different bird of a different wing
Some damn fool put a dollar twenty nine
On a jug of Thunderbird wine

And Lord i don’t know if i’m gonna make it
Don’t know if i’ll have the strength to take it
Everything’s hung up in yesterday

There’s you a secret-minded social girl
Takin’ short cuts in a woman’s world
She won’t let her hair down when i’m home
Society’s just slavery
And security is killing me
I work hard for it but i give it all away
If i could go back to yesterday

Now when the word was Thunderbird
And the price recorded twice
Drinkin’ wine and lovin’ you was fun

Ah,but love turned out to be a passin’ thing
Different bird of a different wing
Some damn fool put a dollar twenty nine
On a jug of Thunderbird wine

Billy Joe Shaver

(read more about Thunderbird and its brethren here. )