Child holding popsicle: “Is this booberry?”
Mom: “Black cherry.”
Child: “That’s what I thought!”
He passed!
My son passed all parts of the Texas std. tests. So he gets to be a
fifth grader, for reals!
(I ain’t got no idea why he would have trouble with grammar)
😛
Torturing the kids
Yes, I’m a rotten dad.
First of all, I forced my two boys to go see Indy yesterday. Mom
joined us and we left the baby with a sitter, a rare treat for all
four of us to go to the movies.
THEN, last night, I had the nerve to make them watch the Muppet Movie.
Quote: “NOOOOOO! I want to watch Barney!”