What she says: “Why didn’t we pay off our debt five years ago?”
What I hear: “Why didn’t YOU fix this, you’re the fucking accountant!
Probably because you keep wasting money on your silly little shit.”
lowered expectations
My wife refused to watch “PS: I love you,” which I now think is a
pretty good thing, because there is NO WAY I could be as cool as the
guy in the movie. Now she won’t be expecting so much if I kick the
bucket 😛
Don’t drop the soap
Well, I had just got out from the county prison
Doin’ ninety days for non-support
Tried to find me an executive position
But no matter how smooth I talked
They wouldnt listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man say, we got all that we can use.
Now I got them steadily depressin’, low down mind messin’
Workin’ at the car wash blues…