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I received this lovely email yesterday:

Hey I saw your vehicle for sale and I am interested. I am 18 and live here in town with my parents. I have the cash and want to come look at the vehicle. The thing is even though I think you are askng below bluebook, my dad is making me get the trade in value to show me before I buy any car. Can you please just plug in your car info to this site so my dad will let me buy it. Thanks http://tradeinvalue.textmeshop.com Im serious and have the cash right now to buy it. If you dont want to get the trade value maybe you could just email me the data so I could try to do it. Thanks again…and Id like to come by tonight or tomorrow.

Don’t bother going to the web site, a quick google showed that other people have received the exact same message, in other towns states. Either this 18 year old gets around (and, oddly enough, wants a minivan) or this is bullshit.

My money is on the bullshit.

what bailout?

a must read.

You’ve been violated America, and you have not only tolerated it you’ve cheered while it happened.

See, buried in that bill was a nasty little catch-all “any other asset the Treasury says promotes financial stability.”

One little sentence, with which you surrendered forever the principles of economic capitalism and replaced them with government totalitarianism.

Fascism.

And a week later half of that money was instead spent on a massive bailout of Wall Street through the injection of perpetual preferred stock, saving every single nickel of executive stock and options. No dilution of existing shareholders, nor any haircut for their bondholders, thereby preventing the capital structure of the firms from absorbing the losses as is intended and required under the law.

In other words, you, The Taxpayer, have been intentionally looted by the puppet-masters at Treasury (Hank Paulson) and The Fed (Bernanke, Geithner, et.al) to the tune of $250 billion dollars, while these folks in the so-called “private sector” keep each and every nickel of the money they stole from you while peddling their fraudulently-sold and packaged subprime and Option ARM mortgages.

Law standing for more than 200 years intended to guarantee that the stockholders and bondholders of a firm stand in a carefully-chosen capital structure as the cushion when a firm becomes incapable of providing for itself was destroyed not through the operation of law or statute, but by executive fiat. Instead of being forced to accept the loss that should have come from the imprudent and even felonious acts of these firms and their executives, we, the taxpayer, are instead having our pockets picked, with our children and grandchildren, along with those not yet born, being forced to absorb the bill. Instead of those stockholders being expected to shoulder the loss as a direct consequence of their refusal to hold management accountable for its bad conduct, we the people are handed that loss in the form of foreclosures, higher interest rates and insane inflationary spirals.

but beautiful plumage

Folks are finding my blog looking for John Cleese and his views on the current election, so I figured I might as well make it easy to find.

First of all, here is a great source.

Second of all, if you don’t feel like clicking, you can watch this:

I agree.