Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?

Yes, I’ve told that joke before, but it came to mind today when the wind cranked up to around 100 mph straight down from Canada and my nose froze off. Or, close to it.

Anyway, hope you had a good Turkey Day, or weekend, whichever you choose. We ate lots, watched lots of football, played some games, did some laundry, and I’m officially a Master Bayter.*

I thought about camping outside our local Excellent Purchase to try and get a cheapo laptop, but there were about a jillion people already there on Thursday night, so I slept the extra couple hours on Friday morning. Now, I’m looking at Cyber Monday, apparently what what that means is “20 bucks off an MP3 player” or so. So the laptop search continues.

Looking forward to an Usher appearance on TV this week, hoping all those bratty Victoria’s Secret models don’t ruin the show.

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just keep swimming

So, in an effort to forget about this morning, here’s a little sumpin sumpin:

it would be funnier if I had an ipod. Or, sex.

Don’t forget to check out the original.

As for this morning, do you ever feel like you should just cut your fucking losses and walk away, and that it might be better off for everyone involved if you did? Yeah, me neither.

long time gone

I haven’t done this in ages, I need to get back in the habit. Wanna play along? Go here, put it on your blog or in the comments.

  1. Spit it out :: Be blunt, it saves time
  2. Shadow :: knows
  3. Database :: won’t work when you need it most
  4. Expression :: of disbelief
  5. Boss :: Bruce!
  6. Baby :: magic.
  7. Mystic :: Into the
  8. Kate :: Bosworth. Why? I dunno.
  9. Boobies :: One of the most wonderful things, evar.
  10. Raid :: cockroaches